Major Vibe: Restorative Indica – Deeply soothing with a touch of tranquility. (Shop Restorative Indica Products)
Minor Vibes: Mentally Dreamy (Learn More), Socially Meditative (Learn More), Physically Cozy (Learn More)
THCa: 30.3%
Pairs With: Listening to Miles Davis, painting a serene landscape, meditating with ambient music.
Budtender’s Notes:
Mafia Funeral THCa Flower is the creative rebel’s secret weapon—an audacious blend that dares to defy the mundane. With its lineage tracing back to Falcon 9 and Menthol, this powerhouse hybrid doesn’t just deliver; it conquers, unleashing a rich terpene symphony that screams boldness. Each nugget is a piece of art, dark green canvas brushed with purple hues and fiery orange strokes, all frosted with trichomes like a final flourish. The aroma? It’s the olfactory equivalent of a guitar solo—sharp notes of menthol and citrus underpinned by a funky garlic and earthy bassline.
Genetics: Falcon 9 x Menthol (Learn More)
Terpenes: Myrcene, Limonene, Pinene (Learn More)
Grow Type: Indoor (Learn More)
Aesthetic:
Imagine the canvas of a Renaissance painting, where each bud is a masterpiece. Dark green tones contrast vividly with purple hues akin to a twilight sky, while fiery orange hairs weave through like vibrant brushstrokes. The frosty trichomes shimmer like a dusting of stardust, creating a visual symphony that captivates the eye.
Flavor:
Taking a hit of Mafia Funeral is like playing the opening notes of a jazz improvisation—complex, bold, and unexpected. The sharpness of menthol and citrus lead the flavor charge, with funky garlic and earthy tones providing the depth and mystery of a hidden bass line. It’s a taste that challenges and rewards the adventurous palate.
Nose:
The aroma of Mafia Funeral is a daring composition of scents, a symphony of sharp menthol and zesty citrus harmonized by an undercurrent of funky garlic and earthy richness. It’s an olfactory masterpiece that invites you to inhale deeply and embrace the unexpected.
Vibes:
Mental Vibes – Dreamy: (Learn More)
Dive into the dreamscape where creativity flows like a river and introspection reigns supreme. It’s the perfect backdrop for those late-night musings or artistic endeavors that demand a touch of the ethereal.
Social Vibes – Meditative: (Learn More)
Slip into a reflective state where conversations become whispers of wisdom, and the world slows to a thoughtful pause. Perfect for those moments of introspective solitude or intimate, meaningful exchanges.
Physical Vibes – Cozy: (Learn More)
Wrap yourself in a cocoon of relaxation that softens the edges of the day. It’s a comforting embrace that invites you to chill deeply and surrender to tranquility.
Limit: 2 ounces per order. We reserve the right to cancel any purchases in excess.
