Major Vibe: Relaxing Indica – Blissful Relaxation (Shop Relaxing Indica Products)
Minor Vibes: Mentally Dreamy (Learn More), Socially Meditative (Learn More), Physically Cozy (Learn More)
THCa: 31%
Pairs With: Listening to Pink Floyd, Sketching in solitude, Watching a classic film
Budtender’s Notes:
The Don Mega THCa Flower hits like a rebellious anthem, starting with a cerebral tingle that catapults you into a heady bliss before melting your entire being into a state of deep relaxation. This powerhouse hybrid, born from the union of GMO and Black Banana, doesn’t just live up to its name—it dominates it. Imagine dense, trichome-laden buds painted with dark hues and dripping with a resinous texture that’s serious about its intensity. The flavor profile is an unapologetic blast of sour citrus with a spicy, cheesy undercurrent and a chemical edge that dances on your exhale. The aroma? It’s an all-out assault—spicy, earthy, and with a piercing citrus twist that grows bolder with each puff.
Genetics: GMO x Black Banana (Learn More)
Terpenes: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Limonen (Learn More)
Grow Type: Indoor, Organic, Living Soil (Learn More)
Aesthetic:
Each bud of The Don Mega THCa Flower is a masterpiece, a visual symphony of dark hues and shimmering trichomes that demand attention. The sticky, resinous texture is like the tactile equivalent of a gritty, rebellious soundtrack—daring you to dive into its potent embrace.
Flavor:
On the palate, The Don Mega is a loud, irreverent jam session of sour citrus, with spicy, cheesy notes that defy convention. Its flavor lingers like a rebellious earworm, leaving a chemical funk that’s unapologetically bold on the exhale.
Nose:
The aroma of The Don Mega hits your senses like a groundbreaking debut—spicy, earthy, and undeniably pungent, with a citrus twist that intensifies like the crescendo of a classic rock anthem.
Vibes:
Mental Vibes – Dreamy: (Learn More)
Let your mind wander into a creative and introspective realm where the rules are rewritten and imagination knows no bounds.
Social Vibes – Meditative: (Learn More)
Dive into moments of quiet reflection, where the world slows down and introspection takes center stage.
Physical Vibes – Cozy: (Learn More)
Drift into a state of deep relaxation, perfect for unwinding and embracing the art of doing nothing.
Limit: 2 ounces per order. We reserve the right to cancel any purchases in excess.
